Not another Holoom post

This is an off topic post. Bear with me for a few paragraphs.

It’s been an unusual year for me. About four months ago I decided to become self employed, and although my new boss is quite an idiot, I have had a very good few months in which I did various things that were completely alien to me.

First of all I started working towards getting into shape. I still don’t know what shape I’m going to get into. I’m thinking round, will keep you posted.

Secondly, I finally got around to signing up for Twitter as elshuje and I’m not entirely happy about it. It’s not that it isn’t a great service (which it is) or that I don’t enjoy using it (which I do.) It’s just that I was happy with the status quo of having one social network per purpose. I used LinkedIn for business related things and Facebook for socializing. Now I have Facebook + Twitter and I need TweetDeck (One App to Rule Them All) to update both simultaneously. The whole thing feels kind of dumb to me.

I did other very useful things as well. I researched and developed the theory of “Instant Idiocy” by which you can measure the idiocy of a system at any one instant of time. The MKS unit for measuring instant idiocy is the “Homer”. The standard Homer is the instant idiocy achieved by a person trying to fix a toaster oven with a fork while barefoot and standing in a puddle of water. I don’t think it will catch on though. It seems the scientific community has bigger concerns.

Oh… and on lesser matters I’m planning my own business adventure and I’ve also started this blog.

Constant readers:Thank you for dropping by and encouraging me to keep writing.

Newcomers: Hope you become constant readers.

Everyone: Happy holidays.

See you next year.

Shuje

Disclaimer: Good wishes apply to everyone EXCEPT Tiger Woods, who’s been having all the luck in the world without any assistance.

5 Responses to “Not another Holoom post”

  1. panchi says:

    My very sincere congratulations to you on this blog. All the posts have been more than joyful and educative at the same time.

    Hope you have a good year, shuje.

  2. The bull says:

    What a writer…
    Hope to see u soon.

  3. The Murrax says:

    Best wishes, oh, Holy Shuje.

    What can I say, I am having a great time reading your posts. They are so great I have asked for vacations just to read all your posts… AGAIN.

    Seriously: best of success for you, your boss, your colleague and the guy doing crunches outside (im sure thats an outstanding workforce!)

    Your loyal reader -and loyal filthy bag of protoplasm-,
    Murrax

  4. Gabriel says:

    Shalom Shuje. Too bad you have “that” new boss. But as far i as know, you can lie him telling he is good playing soccer, and the idiot will do whatever you want.

    On other subject, you can edit facebook from twitter just adding twitter app. Then, every thing you tweet becomes your new status on caralibro.

    Have a nice holidays and avoid steroid.

  5. shuje says:

    Thank you all for the comments.

    @murrax… you filthy bag you.
    @gabriel… thanks on the twitter tip.

    Happy new year!

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